Inane Ramblings of an Over Caffinated Mind
Saturday, September 24, 2005
You Want Me To Do What?
“Are you swamped or do you have time for a special project?”
Let me ponder that for a second. Should I continue IMing or should I sign myself up for the unknown so called “special project”?
“No, not too busy. What do you have?”
Then I proceeded to spend quite a few hours surfing the web checking out Random Dating Website. Apparently, Random Dating Website is now offering products for those no longer pathetic and single.
Personally, I do not have the patience to complete those mind numbing questionnaires you must complete to evaluate your personality and relationship with your significant other, but I am getting paid for this so I got cracking.
Do you think questions such as: Do you agree with the following statements - “I regret ever marrying my spouse” and “I am ashamed to be seen out in public with my spouse” an indicator that there may be a problem in your marriage? One video testimonial, in which Random Happy Spouse is spectacularly surprised at how Random Dating Website could know so much about him and his marriage from the questionnaires, thoroughly amused me. Hmmm…do you think it could be from questions such as which most and least describes you? Assertive, submissive, leader, follower. I too am shocked how Random Dating Website can know so much just from you telling them that you regret marrying your spouse and you’re an assertive, controlling, ambitious corporate climber.
