Inane Ramblings of an Over Caffinated Mind
Tuesday, January 24, 2006
My Funny ValentineSo we’ve decided to place a limit on how much we spend on each other for Valentine’s this year. $50. I’m usually a big spender so that’s pretty much going to be an impossible task. Therefore, I began exploring gift ideas that don’t involve a lot of dough.
Thus far, the only thing I’ve come up with is a threesome. Those are relatively cheap, aren’t they? I say I invest that $50 bucks in shots at a hot local bar and viola!
Easier said then done. How exactly do you approach someone about joining a threesome? Do you just mosey on up and say, “Hey baby, you’re hot! Wanna jump in the sack with me and my boyfriend?”
Sigh.
Even if I found someone, I just don’t know if I swing that way. What am I suppose to do with a woman? I’m sure the boyfriend has plenty of ideas, but I would like to enjoy the experience as well. And then, there’s always the jealousy factor. I’m pretty sure the sight of my boyfriend doggy styling some other woman will send me over the edge.
Sigh.
Anyone have any Valentine’s gift ideas?
